PRODUCT IMAGERY MONITORED
The Signal Tee
"You are the product."
A disrupted barcode stretches across the chest — scannable, but returning only static. The barcode was generated from an actual product UPC, then systematically corrupted. Which product? That information is classified. Premium heavyweight cotton. Cut slightly long. The kind of shirt that makes algorithms nervous. The print uses thermochromic ink that shifts from black to blood red at body temperature, meaning the barcode only fully reveals itself when worn against skin. When it's hanging in your closet, it looks like nothing. When you put it on, you become the signal.
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COMPLIANCE NOTES
ADVISORY: Garments featuring disrupted machine-readable codes may cause errors in automated retail environments. Gigazon Consumer Intelligence has noted a 34% increase in "code anomaly" reports in sectors where this product has been distributed. The thermochromic ink compound is proprietary and has not been evaluated by the Consumer Safety Bureau. Prolonged skin contact is not discouraged. Side effects, if any, are being monitored. Your purchase has been cross-referenced with your behavioral profile.
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