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Blackout Hoodie
"Disappear in plain sight."
Oversized. Black. The ANTI wordmark embossed in matching black thread — visible only when light catches it at the right angle. Like a secret you wear on your chest. The left pocket is lined with RFID-blocking fabric, creating a 12cm dead zone where your devices go quiet. We call it the Silence Pocket. Corporate calls it a "compliance concern." The hood is cut deep enough to defeat most overhead surveillance angles. Fabric composition classified. Every hoodie ships in a sealed black bag with no return address. The tracking number self-expires after delivery confirmation.
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COMPLIANCE NOTES
WARNING: RFID-blocking garments are classified as Category 2 Signal Interference Devices under the Federal Communications Monitoring Act (2032). Wearing this product in proximity to Gigazon Retail Zones may trigger automated security protocols. The embedded NFC tag in the care label cannot be removed without voiding your consumer protection coverage. All movement data collected while wearing this garment will be processed by the Gigazon Behavioral Analytics Division. Wash cold. Hang dry. Do not resist.
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